Gordon Ramsay’s ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ to be made into porn DVD

By Oliver Farrimond

GORDON Ramsay’s hit cooking reality show “Hell’s Kitchen” is to receive the full feature-length DVD treatment – as a PORN film.

The raunchy skin-flick features an actor the hot-tempered Ramsay as he uses his culinary know-how to get sexual favours from diners, critics and a harem of wannabe chefs.

Due to hit the top shelves at the end of June, “This Ain’t Hell’s Kitchen XXX” sees Brit porn star Marcus London take up the iconic apron of the foul-mouthed TV chef.

Marcus – complete with blonde bouffant haircut – is joined by six sexy starlets, who say that Ramsay provides perfect fodder for their saucy send-up.

Kagney Linn Karter, one of the featured girls in the film, said: “Gordon Ramsay is a very dominant man, which I find really sexy.

From the Bahamas with love – 007 Sir Sean phones home

By Michael MacLeod

A JAMES Bond fan was left shaken and stirred after Sir Sean Connery gave him a surprise phone call – while he was out.

The 007 screen legend rang the Scots film fanatic to help him win a competition.

But unlike the super-smooth spy he played on screen, Sir Sean’s call came three months late, forcing him into a bumbling apology.

The ex-Bond star’s sluggish response meant Alastair Donoghue, 39, missed out on the chance of a £20,000 prize.

Mr Donoghue, who lives just yards from where his hero was born, was left kicking himself after missing Sir Sean’s call and had to make do with an answerphone message.