Dirty cow comes as udder shock to family

By Cara Sulieman

A SHOCKED mum blasted a musical toy cow which seems to sing the word ‘sex’ as part of its jingle.

It came as an udder shock to Jodie Cairns, 20, when she unwrapped Moosical Beads and it appeared to sing “learning colours and sex, yippee”.

She and her partner Zac Walker, 20, “couldn’t believe their ears” and have now confiscated the interactive toy from their four-month-old baby Ethan.

Printed in the lyrics as the word “shapes”, the pair are certain the cow is singing a naughty phrase to their son.

War breaks out at sheltered accommodation

 

Priscilla Cairns (Left) and Betty Mitchell (right) survey the damage

By Cara Sulieman

ACCUSATIONS of election rigging were just the start of what has become a power struggle between two different factions at a sheltered accommodation complex.

Now a police investigation has been launched into vandalism at the centre as tensions start to run high between the old rage pensioners.

It is understood that a long-running dispute between different cliques at the Calder Gardens accommodation in Sighthill, Edinburgh has led to the communal pool table being vandalised.

And it is not the first time the table was targeted – a previous incident saw all the balls being stolen.